|I don't see why not.|
|Grah. Got choice of plans for life insurance. Grush. Only pennies per day. Gnnshh. You interested?|
Remembering what happened last time when I reacted even halfway poorly when I saw dead things, this time I fairly offered the backs of my characters as end tables when a ghost sauntered by.
|Excuse me, ghost being? Before I act hastily, I can cut the throat of the girl and you can use her corpse as a darling coffee table. I really want to make this encounter end well. (Female character in background- "Hey!")|
When I found Martinez this time, I again erred on the side of caution, and this time instead of disintigrating over half of my party, he gave me info I already had and offered me treasure I had already looted. Hey, he tried.
|You give me this info after I already found the passcode outside in the dirt? Not very valuable info, was it?|
|Well, scorpions, really. But the joke doesn't work if you say "we caught scorpions."|
|Who are these other losers?|
|We had all caught crabs. B'DUM CHIK!|
|Damn boy, you ugly. And ya wearing a funny hat. 'N' ya smell bad.|
|Because they have crabs. Good lord, I don't ever let a joke die, do I?|
See yez all again very soon!
|See? Didn't even mention these guys in the normal text. I think someone else, about a different situation and in a different blog, mentioned due process. Feh- rumour and innuendo are enough to convict a man in THIS city!|