My sincere apologies if my posts look more incoherent than normal... I destroyed my normal keyboard, so I am using a rubber, waterproof, weird-chiclet-like-keys keyboard. No moving parts- you depress rubber buttons. The 's' key is missing so I have to be extra careful to depress the small diode in the hole and that is toughish, force me to artificial slowness. The space buttons are oddly shaped and easy to not press right. Wah, boo hoo, poor me. At least I don't live in India where they keyboards are made of rice and the children have to eat their keyboards at night or go hungry. Not sure where that came from.
Because this game is a NES game, I have a gamepad plugged in to play it with so as to be more authentic. When I enter the training hall, I am met with this screen.
|1) Nice to know. Thank you, unnamed lady.|
It takes a button press- either A or B, or a press on the D pad- to get this next screen.
|2) One from column A, one from column B|
|3) Good God man, you are ugly.|
|4) Either fighter or magic-user, please.|
|5) Whoops, how about cleric instead? *blush*|
|6) Sir,I am not a tree.|
|9) This is effectively step 3 again.|
It's a lot of screens to check each and every character. Oh, and as a by the by, I have tried to hire an NPC here, and I dunno why but they won't let me. Why? Dunno. I have a slot open. I'm not too high or too low in lvls, I think. If I can hire one later I'll fill you in.
|But- but why?? Tell me the problem so I can fix it!|